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2003 Darwin Awards

Newsletter (private)
| Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

### Stories Ranked by Vote
Workin' at the Car Wash 8.1 (6832 votes) Love Struck 8.0 (5688 votes) Slaughterhouse Robbery 7.8 (4205 votes) Second Time's the Charm 7.6 (4064 votes) Jack Up 7.6 (3859 votes) "Pancake" Thief 7.3 (4799 votes) Sharp Landing 7.2 (2948 votes) Tree Hard, Head Empty 7.0 (5111 votes) Exploding Ex-tortionist 7.0 (2653 votes) Master Welder 7.0 (2455 votes) Shooting Blanks 6.9 (13824 votes) Stop That! 6.9 (3547 votes) Cock Fight 6.4 (13206 votes) Asphalt Tattoo 6.2 (68 votes) A Honey of a Buzz 6.1 (6145 votes) Hurricane Blumpkin 6.0 (5256 votes) Self-Demolition Derby 5.8 (1412 votes) Killer Shades 5.0 (10180 votes)
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