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## Larry the Librarian
    We got a new librarian this year.
    His name is Larry.
    And Larry doesn't know his elbow
    from a dictionary.

    He can't suggest a magazine
    or help you find a book.
    He doesn't have the slightest clue
    of where you ought to look.

    He cannot find the poetry,
    geography or sports,
    and Larry isn't any help
    when writing book reports.

    To top it off he's rather loud
    and something of a slob.
    It's really quite bewildering
    how Larry got this job.

    And yet, despite his cluelessness,
    we find he's pretty handy.
    For, on his desk, he always keeps
    a giant jar of candy.
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