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Crazy love

Copyright (c) 2001 LeKeena Moore

Characters

SHAD
LAQUARDIA
BIANCA
LEKEENA 
LIL ROMEO
SAMMIE
SILKK
KIM
A MAN
RINA

	(Laquardia was at the  mall waiting  to 
	see who won the "win a date with Lil Bow 
	Wow" contest with her friend  Kim)

				KIM
	Girl hurry up ! You don't want to be late 
	for the drawing!

				LAQ
	It ain't like  we going to win! ..... Too 
	many people in the drawing

				KIM
	(Smiling)
	But it's good to  believe

				LAQ
	Yea 
	(Both laughs)

				A MAN
	And the winner is........ Laquardia Moore 
	from here in Anniston, Alabama

				BOTH GIRLS
	Ahhhhhhhhh! 

				A MAN
	Come on up here for everyone can see who 
	you are
	(Laquardia walks up on the stage)
	So tell me how do you feel?

				LAQ
	Happy and so excited
	(Smiling )

				A MAN
	Tomorrow night you will be dining with 
	Lil Bow Wow have fun

	(The next night Laquardia waits for Lil 
	Bow Wow with her friend Kim )

				LAQ
	You think I should change or keep this on 
	. Or maybe I should change my hair to a 
	different style. What if he doesn't like 
	it?

				KIM
	Girl , chill! He will like you. You look 
	fine, just have fun for me and tell me 
	all the details!

				LAQ
	You know I  will. 
	(Smiling)

	This is a kodak moment.

	(The girls giggles and the door bell 
	rings)

				LAQ
	He's here, I'm too nerves. I can't do 
	this!

				KIM
	O yes you can!

	(Kim opens the door)

				BIANCA
	(Smiling)
	Is he here yet?

				LAQ
	No!

				BIANCA
	You'll get his autograph for me?!
	I can't believe my cousin is going  out 
	with Lil bow.  Wow.
	(Laughs)

	(Doorbell rings)

				BIANCA
	There he is guadey ! He's here!

				LAQ
	Ok! 
	(Her hands were shaking)

	(Kim opens the door)

				SHAD
	Hi you Laquardia? 

				LAQ
	No , no! I'm Laquardia

				BIANCA
	Dang guadey
	(Giggles)

				SHAD
	You ready to go?

				LAQ
	Yea

	(While in the car)

				SHAD
	So where you wanna go ?

				LAQ
	McDonald's or something I don't care.

				SHAD
	(Laughing)
	Dang girl you must been listening to 
	ghetto girls. I know a nice place to go.

	(At the restaurant)

				WAITER
	Ready to order?

				SHAD
	Yea let me get some um umm wings extra 
	hot with lemonade to drink , what about 
	you?

				LAQ
	The same but mild wings   

	(The WAITER leaves)

				SHAD
	So how old are you?

				LAQ
	Seventeen

				SHAD
	I'm 17 too

				LAQ
	I know

				SHAD
	O so what else you know about me?

				LAQ
	Nothing really

				SHAD
	When is your birthday? Mines is march 9th 

				LAQ
	I know. Mines is march 12th

				SHAD
	I thought you didn't know anything 
	(Smile)
	So what do for fun?

				LAQ
	Listen to music, go out with friends, or 
	just video games.

				SHAD
	O you hook on video games too?

				LAQ
	My mom have to drag me away from them. 
	Especially street basketball.

				SHAD
	Me too, I'm the best though. No one can 
	beat me.

				LAQ
	That's what you think

				SHAD
	Ok , ok we'll see

	
	(The WAITER come with the food)

				WAITER
	Is that all sir?

				SHAD
	Yea,
	(Hold)
	What you waiting for you ain't getting no 
	tip yet

				LAQ
	(Laughing)
	You crazy
	(Laughs)
	I don't see how you can have your wings 
	that hot

				SHAD
	It's good and the best why to eat it , 
	you don't know what you missing.

	
	(At her door)

				LAQ
	Well I had a nice time

				SHAD
	I know, I was with you
	(Smile)
	Me too.

				LAQ
	Thanks for tonight

				SHAD
	Your welcome
	(He turns to leave then turn back around)
	Can I still take you up on that 
	basketball game. You know, since you can 
	beat me

				LAQ
	(Smiles)
	Ok

				SHAD
	Bye
	(He kisses her on the cheek)

				LAQ
	Bye

	

	
	(Laquardia, Bianca, and Kim are at school 
	changing class. Kim and Bianca run to 
	meet Laquardia at her locker.)

				KIM
	So what happened?!!!

				BIANCA
	Did you get his autograph?!

				LAQ
	No but I will get it next time.

				BOTH GIRLS
	Next time!!!!?

				LAQ
	Yea next time.

	
	(The girls laugh and the bell rings)

				LAQ
	Got to go, talk to ya later

				KIM
	Wait you ain't finish telling me the 
	details!..... Dang!

	
	(Walks out to class)

	
	(Laquardia and her mom was in the 
	kitchen)

				LAQ
	Hey mom anyone called?

				RINA
	No,  bow wow person haven't 
	called.......gardy for Lil Bow Wow!

				LAQ
	Mom!

				RINA
	That's so sweet

				LAQ
	That's getting on my nerves.

				RINA
	That's what I'm suppose to do, look just 
	like ya momma

				LAQ
	No I don't 

				RINA
	Yes you do 

				LAQ
	Yea whatever you say
	(Phone  rings and Laquardia answers it)
	Hello

				KIM
	So finish telling me!

				LAQ
	I thought you was someone else! Don's be 
	getting my hopes up.
	(Phone beeps)
	Hold on .... Hello

				SHAD
	Hi  is Laquardia here?

				LAQ
	This her

				SHAD
	Hey what you doing?

				LAQ
	Nothing, who is this?

				SHAD
	O I forgot... you look too good to just be 
	expecting one call, this Lil Bow Wow but 
	my real name is shad

				LAQ
	O hi can you hold on for a moment I go to 
	get someone off the other end.
	(LAQ click over)
	Girl, I got to call you back Lil Bow Wow 
	on the other end bye!
	(LAQ click back over )
	I'm back, sorry

				SHAD
	That's ok I'm glad you is got off the 
	phone eith your man for me

				LAQ
	I don't have one

				SHAD
	That's good I mean, my bad ... so when can 
	I take you on your offer

				LAQ
	Um.... Anytime this weekend

				SHAD
	What about Saturday

				LAQ
	Ok around three

				SHAD
	Ok I got to go , you know do homework 

				LAQ
	Ok bye

				SHAD
	Bye

	
	(Saturday around 3pm at Laquardia 
	house)(bell rings)

				LAQ
	I'll get it
	(Opens the door)
	What you want?

				BIANCA
	Since you didn't get my autograph, I will 

	
	(LAQ was about to shut the door)

				KIM
	Coming

				LAQ
	Great ! Just great!

				KIM
	Girl I'm not about to miss this.

				RINA
	Is he here! Is he here!

				LAQ
	No , now can ya'll leave

				ALL SAY
	No!

	
	(Shad knocks on the door)(LAQ answered 
	it)

				LAQ
	Hey come in 

				SHAD
	Hey!

				BIANCA
	Hi can I have your autograph?

	
	(He give her his autograph)

				RINA
	Hey I'm Laquardia mother

				LAQ
	Ok bye mom

				RINA
	I know when it's time to leave but that 
	don't mean I'm leaving

				LAQ
	Mom!

				RINA
	Ok, bye bow wow

				LAQ
	And bye Bianca and Kim

				BOTH
	Bye
	(Smiling)

				SHAD
	So where is your playstation?

				LAQ
	In my room, come on

	(They were playing the game for a while 
	then Laquardia won.

				LAQ
	(Jumping up and sitting back down)
	Bo ya! Don't mess with this ghetto girl 
	with video games

				SHAD
	You got lucky . Besides , I let you win

				LAQ
	Yea whatever

				SHAD
	Cause you know I'm right

				LAQ
	Whatever make you feel right about being 
	beaten by a girl

				SHAD
	A cute girl

	
	(LAQ smiles and they kiss)
	(LAQ walk to shad car and kiss him 
	goodbye)

	
	(At school walking in the hall)

				BIANCA
	I can't believe you and Lil Bow Wow go 
	together

				KIM
	Yea

				LAQ
	Well believe it and his name is shad

				BIANCA
	Shad! My bad , I hope you don't mine, I 
	told a few people

				LAQ
	What is a few people!

				KIM
	Like the whole school.

				LAQ
	What! Well it's not like they going to 
	believe you anyways!
	(Says to Kim)
	You did Mr. McKay homework?

				KIM
	Yea, did you?

				LAQ
	I was to busy talking on the phone

				BIANCA
	To Lil Bow Wow I mean ,shad

				LAQ
	Shutup! Let me see it

	
	(Leaving with bow wow)

				LAQ
	Where is we going?

				SHAD
	To Atlanta, my mom wants to meet 
	you,....it's ok I told ya mom  

	
	(At shad's home)

				SHAD
	Hey mom I'm back

				TERESA
	I'm in the dining room

				SHAD
	Come on
	(They go into the dining room)
	Mom, this is Laquardia

				TERESA
	Hey I love that skirt

				LAQ
	Thanks

				TERESA
	We need to go shopping sometimes

				LAQ
	(Smiles)
	Ok that's cool

				SHAD
	I'll be back

				TERESA
	So what grade you in 

				LAQ
	12th

				TERESA
	Any activities?

				LAQ
	Track

				TERESA
	Oh I used to run track but shad can't, so 
	don't believe him if he say he can

				LAQ
	(Giggles)
	Ok

				TERESA
	I talked to your mother today, she sounds 
	cool and said ya'll look just alike

				LAQ
	Yea well she lies sometimes

	(Teresa laughs)

				SHAD
	So what did I miss? Was ya'll talking 
	about me?

				TERESA
	Shad you're not always the center of 
	attention, gone we're chatting

				LAQ
	(Smiling)
	Yea bye
	(Stick out her tongue)

				SHAD
	Yea ok

	

	
	(After dinner)

				LAQ
	That was a great dinner Mrs. Moss

				TERESA
	Thanks and girl call me Teresa

				SHAD
	Well we got to go bye

	
	(In the classroom)

				LAQ
	Guess what!

				KIM
	What?

				LAQ
	Shad coming to pick me up from school 
	today.

				KIM
	Your kidding!
	(Quietly)

				LAQ
	No I'm for real

				MR. MCKAY
	Can you share you conversation with the 
	rest of us?

				LAQ
	Sorry we won't talk again

	
	(Both girls giggled)(bell rings)

				MARK
	Hi Laquardia

				LAQ
	Hi

				MARK
	Is it true you go with Lil Bow Wow?

				LAQ
	Who told you ?

				MARK
				BIANCA

				LAQ
	That figgers

				MARK
	So is it true?

	
	(Shad come walking towards Laquardia)

				SHAD
	What's going on?

				LAQ
	O hey!

				SHAD
	Don't motherfucking hey me

				LAQ
	What?

				SHAD
	Who the fuck is this?

				LAQ
	Who mark? He's just a friend

				SHAD
	He better be just a damn friend
	(Says to everyone)
	For everyone who don't know, Laquardia is 
	my girl
	(He gives Laquardia his necklace)
	Come on!

	(Laquardia gets in the car)

				LAQ
	What's wrong?

				SHAD
	You mean beside you talking to another 
	nigga, nothing
	You ready to go?

				LAQ
	He's just a friend

				SHAD
	And u is my girl remember that, that's 
	what the necklace for

				LAQ
	Fine

	(Laquardia just came home)

				LAQ
	Mom!

				RINA
	I'm in the kitchen!

				LAQ
	Mom guess what!  I........
	(Sees shad)
	Hi what is you doing here

				SHAD
	I wanted to see my baby

				RINA
	That's so sweet

				SHAD
	Come and sit down

	
	(He lead her to the seat)

				LAQ
	For what? What is going on?

				RINA
	Shutup and listen

				SHAD
	I know that we only been together for 
	four months.  But I love you and you is 
	about to graduate tomorrow and I don't 
	want to lose you. Will you marry me?

				LAQ
	Are you sure?

				SHAD
	Yes

				LAQ
	Then yes I'll marry you

	(They kiss and hug)

				RINA
	My baby is getting married to Lil Bow Wow
	(Rina runs to the phone)
	Girl guess what! Laquardia is getting 
	married to Lil Bow Wow

				SHAD
	I have to call my mom and tell her

				LAQ
	Shood when she get off the phone your mom 
	will already know

	(Both started laughing)

	(In the living room a few days later)

				LAQ
	You know me and shad is suppose to move 
	in together

				RINA
	Naw you didn't tell me that
	(Hold)
	Ya'll must going to get married soon when 
	is the date?

				LAQ
	No I t ain't that , it's just we want to 
	move in together just to see how things 
	is

				RINA
	Not everything

				LAQ
	Funny

	(Someone is knocking on the door and Rina 
	answered it)

				RINA
	Laquardia your friend is here and Bianca

				KIM
	Hey Mrs. Moore

				RINA
	Hi
	(And she leaves)

				BIANCA
	So who is your bridesmaid, go ahead and 
	tell Kim it's me

				KIM
	No a bridesmaid is the person best friend 
	and you know who would that be!

	(Bianca and Kim looked at Laquardia)

				LAQ
	I don't know, it's not like were getting 
	married tomorrow. Besides we  are about 
	to move in together so I have more 
	important things to think about.

				BIANCA
	Ow I'm gonna be over your house all the 
	time!

				LAQ
	Yea at the front door
	(Kim &Laquardia laughed)

				BIANCA
	Ha ha

				KIM
	When is ya'll planning on moving in 
	together

				LAQ
	Next week , I have to start packing will 
	ya'll help me.

				KIM
	Don't we always

	(LAQ is moving her stuff in shad's house)

				LAQ
	Is that all?

				SHAD
	Yea that was the last thing in there

				LAQ
	So that's it , we have officially moved 
	in together

				SHAD
	Yea one more step to being married

				LAQ
	(Smiles and takes off the necklace)

				SHAD
	What is you doing!

				LAQ
	I'm about to get organize I don't want 
	the necklace to get snag or anything

				SHAD
	Just put it inside your shirt, nothing 
	will happen

				LAQ
	(Looking confuse)
	Well ok

				SHAD
	Oh yea I forgot to tell ya
	(Smile)
	Guess who's going to the music awards 
	with me

				LAQ
	For real

				SHAD
	Yea you know I have to take my baby

	(LAQ &shad hug)

				LAQ
	Let's get unpack

	(Three days later)(phone rings)

				LAQ
	Hello?

				KEENA
	Hey gaudy this is Keena what is you doing 
	up there?

				LAQ
	Hey girl I haven't heard from you in a 
	long time where you been?

				KEENA
	Girl you wouldn't believe it.... So I heard 
	you getting married.

				LAQ
	Girl yea and guess to who!

				KEENA
	Who?

				LAQ
	Shad a.k.a Lil Bow Wow

				KEENA
	Yea right. Stop playing who is it?

				LAQ
	I'm for real and I'm going to the music 
	awards next week with him

				KEENA
	For real , dang I can't believe it .. I 
	guess I'll see you there

				LAQ
	What do you mean?

				KEENA
	Well you remember when I went to the 
	Mardi Gras?

				LAQ
	Yea!

				KEENA
	I met Vyshawn there and we got married!

				LAQ
	You talking about Silkk the shocker 
	Vyshawn

				KEENA
	Yea

				LAQ
	That's cool Vyshawn!

				KEENA
	You know it!

				LAQ
	Why you didn't tell me!

				KEENA
	It just happen so fast, I'm just now 
	really realizing it! I can't believe you 
	is engage to Lil Bow Wow

				LAQ
	I can't believe you is married to Silkk 
	the shocker!
	(LAQ doorbell rings)
	O girl that's Teresa, shad's mother, we 
	going to find me something to ware at the 
	music awards.

				KEENA
	Ok bye call me sometimes

	(At the music award's)(LAQ is seating by 
	herself waiting for it to start . Someone 
	tap her on the back)

				KEENA
	Guess who

	(LAQ turned around)

				LAQ
				LEKEENA...... 
	I can't believe it

	(They hugged)

				KEENA
	Vyshawn and Lil Romeo, this is my cousin 
	Laquardia. Laquardia this is Lil Romeo 
	and Vyshawn, my nephew and husband.

				LAQ
	Hi

				VYSHAWN
	Hi

				ROMEO
	What's up

				KEENA
	Where is Lil Bow Wow?

				LAQ
	He's back stage, he have to host half of 
	the show.

				KEENA
	O so you seating by yourself

				LAQ
	I guess so

				KEENA
	I would sit with you but Silkk has to be 
	close to the stage.

				LAQ
	That's ok

				LIL ROMEO
	If you don't mind I will sit with you

				LAQ
	Sure I don't mind

	(Romeo sits by Laquardia and the show 
	starts. During the middle of the show 
	while it's on a break LeKeena and Silkk 
	walk up to Laquardia)

				KEENA
	Hey me and Vyshawn have to go but call me 
	and we will meet up later.

				LAQ
	Ok

				VYSHAWN
	So Romeo you staying here

				ROMEO
	Yea, I'll holla at ya'll later

	(LeKeena and Vyshawn leaves. Lil Bow Wow 
	goes on the stage with free to introduce 
	best male singer)

				SHAD
	What's up out there

	Free
	How is ya'll tonight!
	(Everyone starts clapping then free turn 
	to shad )

	You got some phat moves. Show us some of 
	your moves.

	(Music starts playing & shad starts 
	dancing then stop)

				SHAD
	Let me chill out  and lets get to the 
	nominee's

	Free
	Yea lets do that

	(When the nominee's start playing shad 
	realize that Laquardia was seating by Lil 
	Romeo)

				SHAD
	What the fuck is this!
	(Lil bow wow run down the steps into the 
	aisle)
	What the fuck is this!

				LAQ
	We is just sitting down watching the show

				SHAD
	That not what it look like to me! Let's 
	go!!!

				LAQ
	Why?

				SHAD
	I said let's go! You know what the 
	necklace stand for.

	(Laquardia gets up and leave with him and 
	the nominee's are finished)

	Free
	Lil bow wow had to leave for a sec. But 
	he winner is........

	(Walking to the limo and took the 
	necklace off of Laquardia necklace.

				SHAD
	You don' deserve this right now,

				LAQ
	What is wrong with you?

				SHAD
	Just get in the limo

	(Laquardia stare out of the limo window 
	and when they arrived home she was about 
	to walk upstairs)

				SHAD
	Where you think you going?!

				LAQ
	To bed! You already mess up my day now 
	you want to mess up my sleep too.

				SHAD
	If you don't bring ya ass back here!

				LAQ
	What is wrong with you! What you trying 
	to do wild out or something?

				SHAD
	Naw what you trying to do , talk to 
	another nigga in my face.. Don't even try 
	play me like that! I'm Lil Bow Wow 
	remember that shit!

				LAQ
	What you talking about?

				SHAD
	You know what I'm talking about.

	(LAQ goes into the kitchen and into the 
	refrigerator. She takes out something to 
	drink. Shad go in the kitchen with her 
	and sit on the table staring at Laquardia 
	and Laquardia take a sip of her soda)

				LAQ
	What?

				SHAD
	Don't do that shit no more
	(Place the necklace on LAQ neck and give 
	her a kiss)
	I' m going to bed and don't stay up that 
	late

	(The next day while shad isn't at home 
	LAQ gets a phone call)

				LAQ
	Hello?

				ROMEO
	Hey can you talk?

				LAQ
	Yea who is this?

				ROMEO
	Your cousin , Romeo. I hope I didn't get 
	you in trouble

				LAQ
	Naw, shad just be tripping sometimes

				ROMEO
	Trippin, he went psycho

				LAQ
	Yea tell me about it

				ROMEO
	Well I'm going to be in Atl for a while 
	so if you want to we hangout or whatever. 
	Just call me I'm at Randolph hotel in 
	room 512

				LAQ
	Aight I'll do that................ Let's go 
	somewhere Saturday

				ROMEO
	Aight you want me to pick you up?

				LAQ
	Naw I'll meet you at your room

				ROMEO
	Bet, be here around eleven. Shad isn't 
	going to get mad is he?

				LAQ
	Naw, besides he is going to be in New 
	York this weekend.

				ROMEO
	Aight , see you Saturday

				LAQ
	Bye

	(Saturday night while LAQ and Romeo was 
	walking in the club)

				LAQ
	Dang this club is crowded..... It's off the 
	chain!

				ROMEO
	I know, I only go to the best.

	(They get on the dance floor and start 
	dancing to shake it fast by Mystikal. 
	Romeo start rapping the song and 
	Laquardia starts dancing)

				ROMEO
	You from Alabama too?

				LAQ
	Yea

				ROMEO
	Ya'll Alabama girls can dance because I 
	know my aunt can be dancing

				LAQ
	Talking about LeKeena

				ROMEO
	Yea

				LAQ
	She sure do

	(Next day Laquardia answer the phone)

				LAQ
	Hello?

				ROMEO
	What you doing?

				LAQ
	Nothing , just watching TV what's up with 
	you?

				ROMEO
	I'm on my way to New Orleans

				LAQ
	I thought you was going to be down here 
	for a while?

				ROMEO
	Well you no how things change

				LAQ
	Yea I know

				ROMEO
	Why don't you come down here sometimes? 
	You know LeKeena would want to see you 
	again.

				LAQ
	Well when shad goes on tour I will pull 
	some strings and come over there.

				ROMEO
	Don't he go on a week tour Wednesday? You 
	can come then. Come on cuz

				LAQ
	Ok why not.

				ROMEO
	Bet that up , I'll tell Keena aight

				LAQ
	Aight bye

	(Lil Romeo comes in the room)

				SHAD
	Hey baby what did you do this weekend?
	(He kiss and hug her)

				LAQ
	Nothing

				SHAD
	Baby you know I have to go on tour 
	Wednesday?

				LAQ
	(Acting disappointed)
	Ahhh baby I don't hardly see you now. I 
	don't you to be in the house by myself.

				SHAD
	Why don't you go see your mother or 
	something?

				LAQ
	Yea , I might do that

				SHAD
	Just call me when you get there

				LAQ
	I will

				SHAD
	Aight I need some rest, I been on the 
	road all weekend.
	(He kiss her again)
	I'm about to take a shower.

	(The doorbell rings as LeKeena house)

				KEENA
	Who is it?

				LAQ
	Laquardia

	(Keena open the door and LAQ come in)

				KEENA
	Just sit ya stuff down right there, I'll 
	have Vyshawn get it.
	(Hollar to Vyshawn)
	Vyshawn come and get these bags and take 
	it to one of the guess room!

	(Vyshawn walk in)

				VYSHAWN
	What's up girl

				LAQ
	Hey

	Vyshawn-Romeo told me about your 
	situation , you know

				LAQ
	What situation?

				VYSHAWN
	At the music awards

				LAQ
	Oh

				KEENA
	What is ya'll talking about?

				LAQ
	Nothing it was nothing, so girl do ya'll 
	have some good places to go shopping.

				KEENA
	The best

	(Vyshawn takes Laquardia bags up stairs 
	and Laquardia and Keena walk to her 
	backyard where Lil Romeo and Sammie is 
	playing basketball.)

				ROMEO
	Oh cousin in the house

				LAQ
	Hey

				VYSHAWN
	Keena come and get Tammie! She throwing a 
	fit! 

				LAQ
	Tammie?

				KEENA
	Yea you know my monkey. I'll be back.

	(She walks back in the house. Romeo and 
	Sammie walk over to LAQ)

				ROMEO
	Hey Sammie this my cousin Laquardia

				SAMMIE
	What's up

				LAQ
	Hey

				ROMEO
	We about to party tonight, ain't that's 
	right Laquardia....unless you ain't  down 
	with it

				LAQ
	(Smack lips)
	You know I am, so what we going to get 
	into.

				ROMEO
	A little bit of everything this week, 
	Sammie having this party tonight though. 
	Ain't that right Sammie?

				SAMMIE
	Yea, it gonna be off the chain tonight

				LAQ
	So is I'm invited?
	(LAQ smiles at Sammie)

				SAMMIE
	Yea you know it, you my boy cousin

				KEENA
	Gadey come here for a moment.

	(LAQ goes in the house and to the kitchen 
	still looking outside at Sammie)

				LAQ
	What?

				KEENA
	Dang girl you talking to me or is you 
	still talking to Sammie? Remember you're 
	engaged.

				LAQ
	What you talking about? It's not like 
	that

				KEENA
	Um huh............ tell Romeo to go to the store 
	to get some carrots for lee.

				LAQ
	Lee?

				KEENA
	Yea , my rabbit

				LAQ
	Dang girl you have a rabbit too. What 
	else you have?

				KEENA
	Besides my monkey and rabbit , a dog and 
	a parrot.

				LAQ
	Dang, aight let me tell Romeo

	(LAQ walks back outside)

				ROMEO
	Keena want you to go to the store for 
	some carrots

				ROMEO
	For what? Let me guess for lee

				LAQ
	Yea

				ROMEO
	Dang that rabbit eat more then me,
	(Says to Sammie)
	I'll be back.

	(Romeo leaves)

				SAMMIE
	So how about some one on one

				LAQ
	Ok but I'm not that good

	(While LAQ was playing basketball gadey 
	finally got the ball and ran without 
	dribbling and tried to shoot it in)

				SAMMIE
	Dang girl I would call traveling but you 
	didn't get the ball in anyway

				LAQ
	(Smiles)
	Shutup
	(LAQ push Sammie and Sammie pick LAQ up 
	like he was going to slam her)

	Put me down!

				SAMMIE
	And what is you going to do if I don't

	(LAQ looks at Sammie and they was about 
	to kiss then LAQ phone rings. He put LAQ 
	down and she answer her phone)

				LAQ
	Hello

				SHAD
	Hey baby what you doing?

				LAQ
	Nothing

				SHAD
	So you been thinking about me?

				LAQ
	Um yea

				SHAD
	I been thinking about you too , I wish I 
	was there with you so where is you at?

				LAQ
	Over my cousin house

				SHAD
	Which one?

	(LAQ changes the subject)

				LAQ
	You have a lot of fan mail

				SHAD
	Yea but I only miss one fan..........dang I 
	have to go I love you

				LAQ
	Ok bye

				SHAD
	You ain't going to say it back?

	(LAQ turned around and looked at Sammie 
	and turned back around and whisper)

				LAQ
	I love you

				SHAD
	Ok bye

	(LAQ got off the phone)

				SAMMIE
	Let me guess that was shad

				LAQ
	Yea

	(Sammie pick up the  ball and threw it 
	into the goal and he looks at Laquardia)

				SAMMIE
	I won, come on lets go in the house

	(As they was walking towards the house 
	jaw, the dog), had got out LAQ ran behind 
	Sammie)

				SAMMIE
	It ain't nothing but jaw

				LAQ
	Why ya'll call him jaw?

				SAMMIE
	(Smiles because he lock up on people neck 
	with his jaws)

				LAQ
	What?

				SAMMIE
	Naw that ain't why they call him that

	(He picks up the dog and LAQ ran in the 
	house)

	(Keena and Vyshawn was inside the kitchen 
	cooking)

				KEENA
	Hand me those tomatoes

				VYSHAWN
	(While giving her the tomatoes)
	Dang it's quiet in there.

				KEENA
	Because they outside

				VYSHAWN
	No they ain't they in there watching TV

				KEENA
	(Smiles)
	Well let me just see then

				VYSHAWN
	Naw don't be going in there being nosey 

				KEENA
	I'm not I just going to see what the want 
	to eat

				VYSHAWN
	(Vyshawn pull her from the back of the 
	shirt)
	They will eat whatever you cook

				KEENA
	(Keena turn around and walk towards him)
	Ok, ok but what about drinks
	(She turn and run to the other room. Then 
	she came back)
	Ahhh the watching TV 

				VYSHAWN
	You just had to go in there

				KEENA
	Just keep cutting that ham

	(Romeo enters the kitchen)

				VYSHAWN
	Bout time you made it back. I thought you 
	went to a  store in Atlanta how long it 
	took

				ROMEO
	O my bad, I just spotted a cutie with a 
	big

				KEENA
	Romeo!

				ROMEO
	O my bad

	(Romeo hand Keena the carrots and Keena 
	washed some off and give some to Romeo)

				KEENA
	Here go feed the rabbit these carrots

				ROMEO
	Why we feeding him we need to be eating 
	him

				VYSHAWN
	You ain't lying

				KEENA
	(Keena turn around)
	Ya'll mess with my rabbit and we going to 
	be eating ya'll ribs

	(Romeo goes and give the rabbit the 
	carrots and go into the room with LAQ and 
	Sammie)

				ROMEO
	So whets going on about the party?

				SAMMIE
	When we leave here we can go over my 
	cousin house and setup

				ROMEO
	Aight

	(They arrived at Sammie's cousin house a 
	found out the party already started)

				LAQ
	Dang the party already started without 
	you

				SAMMIE
	I bet my cousin have something to do with 
	this

				ROMEO
	Yea he got this party started

	(They entered the party and went there 
	separate ways then later a slow song came 
	on)

				SAMMIE
	(To LAQ)
	You want to dance?

				LAQ
	Yea sure
	(They started dancing)

				SAMMIE
	So you and shad is engaged?

				LAQ
	Yea but I don't know why I did it now

				SAMMIE
	O you having second thoughts

				LAQ
	Second, third, and fourth

				SAMMIE
	O it's that bad

				LAQ
	At times

				SAMMIE
	Well if you two break up you know where 
	to come

	(LAQ  and Sammie starts kissing for a 
	moment and starts back dancing. When the 
	song over Romeo came over.)

				ROMEO
	Sammie come here for a moment

				SAMMIE
	I'll be back

	(LAQ shook her head yea and he touch her 
	cheek and left. LAQ look down at her 
	necklace that shad gave her and took it 
	off and put it in her pocket)

	(LAQ went in the other room where Romeo 
	was at)

				LAQ
				ROMEO

				ROMEO
	Not really this party off the chain... what 
	you ready to go?

				LAQ
	A little

				ROMEO
	I'll tell Sammie to take you home

	(Sammie walks in the room)

				ROMEO
	Sammie take Laquardia home for me

				SAMMIE
	You telling me you want me to leave my 
	own party to take her home. Just kidding 
	let's go

	(He walks her to the door)

				LAQ
	Thanks for leaving your own party to take 
	me home

				SAMMIE
	(Laugh)
	I was just kidding

				LAQ
	I know

				SAMMIE
	(Look down)
	What happen to your necklace?

				LAQ
	(She look down at her shirt where the 
	necklace used to hang)
	Um um
	(While she was bring her head back up)
	I just..........
	(Sammie kiss her and she goes in the 
	house.

	(A couple of days later)

				ROMEO
	We have to throw another party when you 
	get back

				SAMMIE
	Aight
	(To LAQ)
	So when you leaving?

				LAQ
	Tomorrow.. I have to find away to break 
	up with shad ...... any ideals?

				SAMMIE
	Yea, let me come with you

				LAQ
	Naw that will only make things worse

				SAMMIE
	You're sure?

				LAQ
	Positive

				SAMMIE
	I can't wait into I see you and Florida, 
	I miss you already.

				LAQ
	It's only going to be one day

	(LAQ is back at home in the living room 
	and shad just came back)

				SHAD
	Laquardia I'm home

	(LAQ got out off the couch and walk 
	towards him shad hug her and spin her 
	around)

	

				LAQ
	Shad we have to talk

				SHAD
	Can it wait. I just want to hold you

				LAQ
	No we need to talk

	(They sit on the couch)

	It's no easy way to put this.... I think it 
	would be best if we break up

				SHAD
	(Starts laughing)
	You funny girl

				LAQ
	No I'm serious

				SHAD
	Yea right
	(He tries to kiss her but she moved her 
	face)
	You really serious?
	(And his smile went away)

				LAQ
	Yea

				SHAD
	(Shad  throw a glass that was on the 
	table)

				SHAD
	No the fuck you ain't breaking up with 
	me......don't you remember who I am!

				LAQ
	I know who you are

				SHAD
	You can't quit me! You better put that 
	shit out your head! I'm not anybody you 
	can just find on the street!

				LAQ
	It's just not working out

				SHAD
	Yea that what you think...... you can't quit 
	the best you remember that little girl!

				LAQ
	Look my plane leaves in an hour. I just 
	can't stay with you anymore!

	(LAQ leaves the house)

	(Shad appears at LeKeena door ringing the 
	doorbell repeatedly until Keena finally 
	answer)

				SHAD
	Where is she!

				KEENA
	Where is who?

				SHAD
	Don't play dumb you know where she is ? 

				KEENA
	I don't know where Laquardia at and if I 
	didn't I wouldn't tell you

				SHAD
	Shutup the hell up and tell Laquardia to 
	come out here!

				KEENA
	Hey look! I already told Laquardia isn't 
	here, now you need to leave.
	(Vyshawn appears behind Keena)

				SHAD
	Fuck you!

				VYSHAWN
	Hey who the hell you think you talking 
	too. You can't come to my house talking 
	all that shit to my wife! Get your little 
	ass on like she said!

				SHAD
	I'm not going anywhere!

				VYSHAWN
	(Vyshawn starts to walk out the door)
	O you're going!
	(Keena push him back in the house and 
	Romeo come to the door)

				ROMEO
	What's going on?

				VYSHAWN
	I'm about to kick this little nigga ass 
	that what's going on!

				KEENA
	(Keena pushing Vyshawn back)
	No don't he's too young!

				VYSHAWN
	You're right you're right Romeo handle my 
	light weight!

	(Romeo starts to walk outside and to cops 
	came and got shad)

	(In Florida Laquardia is in the kitchen 
	when the phone rings)

				LAQ
	Hello?

				SHAD
	It's so good to here your voice

				LAQ
	Thanks so when you coming down here?

				SHAD
	Us?

				LAQ
	Yea, me and Sammie remember?

				SHAD
	O you and Sammie

				LAQ
	So when you coming down. You know all 
	three of us have to go clubbin

				SHAD
	I'll be there soon sweetie
	(And he hangs up)

				LAQ
	Hello?.......that was weird
	(She hangs the phone up and Sammie walks 
	in)

				SAMMIE
	Who was that?

				LAQ
				LIL ROMEO
	So

				SAMMIE
	Ok you don't have to tell me

				LAQ
	No,  it was Romeo

				SAMMIE
	I'm talking to Romeo right now 

				LAQ
	Ha ha funny , you're funny

				SAMMIE
	No I'm for real, here
	(LAQ get his cell phone)

				LAQ
	Hello?

				ROMEO
	Hey what's up cuz?

	(Then LAQ drop the phone and Sammie pick 
	it up)

				SAMMIE
	I'll call you back
	(To LAQ)
	What's wrong?

				LAQ
	Shad just call

				SAMMIE
	What he say?

				LAQ
	He didn't say nothing, he was just 
	playing

				SAMMIE
	What he say!

				LAQ
	He said he'll be down there soon

				SAMMIE
	How? He don't even know where we stay.

				LAQ
	I believe he do

				SAMMIE
	Well if he do I'll take care of him

	(That night LAQ got another call)

				LAQ
	Hello?

				SHAD
	So when you want me to come down there?

				LAQ
	Never I want you to stop calling

				SHAD
	But you already invited me......you left all 
	your stuff

				LAQ
	So 

				SHAD
	You know you want them and I want you to 
	have them

				LAQ
	Well mail it to me!

				SHAD
	(Smack his lips)
	You know how the mail man can be. Your 
	stuff can get broken or lost and we don't 
	want that, do we? Look I'm not going to 
	mail your clothes and I'm not going to 
	give them to someone to give them to you 
	so you have no choice.

				LAQ
	Fine! I'll come and get them!

				SHAD
	You do that
	(He hangs up)

	(LAQ is back in Atlanta, at shad front 
	door. She tried her key but the lock have 
	been changed. Then she knocks at the door 
	and no one answers. She was turning 
	around and he was right and front of her 
	with an apple in his hand)

				SHAD
	Hey baby your back!

				LAQ
	Yea for my clothes

				SHAD
	That's no way to treat your future 
	husband, now is it?
	(He place the necklace back on her neck 
	and LAQ was about to take it off but he 
	grabbed her arm)
	Don't!
	(Smiles)
	I made you some breakfast
	(He bit the apple and look at her)
	You want some........ I guess not
	(He walked in the house)
	You can not believe the day I had, it's 
	was so crazy, first...

				LAQ
	I'm just here for my clothes
	(She walks to the bedroom)

				SHAD
	So you going to be rude and not stay for 
	breakfast
	(She gather her clothes and was about to 
	walk out door)
	Didn't I tell you know one can quit me!
	(LAQ  was taking off the necklace)

				SHAD
	Don't!
	(LAQ throw the necklace on the floor and 
	open the door to leave. Then shad ran and 
	slam the door shut.)
	Did you here me when I said don't take 
	off the necklace! Huh !huh! Nobody I mean 
	nobody quit bow wow! Pick up the 
	necklace!

				LAQ
	Shad you have problems and you need 
	serious help and I'm gone.

				SHAD
	You ain't going no where
	(He starts punching the door tell his 
	knockes starts bleeding. Then he look at 
	LAQ)
	Look what you did! You see what you did! 
	I can't believe you did this to me!
	(He went and got the necklace)
	Put this on!

	(LAQ throw the necklace again and he got 
	mad and punch the door again. He then ran 
	and got the necklace and LAQ ran out the 
	door. Shad ran after her but she got in 
	her cab)

				SHAD
	I might don't know where you live but I 
	will find out, I will! It's not over, 
	it's not over. Believe that you is mind!

	(LAQ arrived back home)

				SAMMIE
	So how did it go?

				LAQ
	Crazy!

				SAMMIE
	How about I take you out to eat for you 
	can relax

				LAQ
	Ok, that will be great

	(They arrived at this place where it was 
	a restaurant where down stairs was a 
	night club)

				LAQ
	This a nice place

				SAMMIE
	Yea this is my favorite place to chill

	(They ate and went down stairs on the 
	dance floor. Then music song called love 
	came on and LAQ stop dancing)

				SAMMIE
	Why you stopped?

				LAQ
	Bad memories, this used to be me and 
	shad's song and I just want to forget him
	(Sammie grabbed her hand)

				SAMMIE
	How about we make them bad memories to 
	good memories and make this our song

				LAQ
	Ok

	(Then they start back to dancing and what 
	they didn't know that shad had been 
	looking at them the whole time. He ran 
	across the floor and punch Sammie and 
	they started fighting until the police 
	came)

	(At the police station)

				LAQ
	Excuse me officer, can you tell me how 
	much Sammie bail is?

				OFFICER
	Seven hundred 

	(While LAQ was writing the check Jermaine 
	Dupri came in)

				JD
	Well, well, well, if it ain't the girl 
	who started all of this

	(LAQ look at him then start back writing 
	his check)

				JD
	Stay away from him little girl

				LAQ
	(Look at him)
	First of all , get out of my face, get 
	out of my face. Second, I don't want him, 
	he's coming to me, do you understand 
	that!

				OFFICER
	Hey don't you too know it's quick for 
	ya'll to go to jail in here

	(LAQ and JD followed the officer to the 
	cell. The officer opened the door and LAQ 
	ran to hug Sammie while JD walked over to 
	shad. Shad was staring at LAQ and LAQ 
	looked at him)

				LAQ
	It's over shad! Over!
	(LAQ walked up to him and took the 
	necklace out of his hand and throw it on 
	the floor and it broke. Then she turn 
	around and her and Sammie was leaving)

				SHAD
	Laquardia!

	(LAQ turned around)

	It's never over, I promise you

	



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