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    Crazy love

    Copyright (c) 2001 LeKeena Moore

    Characters

    SHAD
    LAQUARDIA
    BIANCA
    LEKEENA
    LIL ROMEO
    SAMMIE
    SILKK
    KIM
    A MAN
    RINA

    	(Laquardia was at the  mall waiting  to
    	see who won the "win a date with Lil Bow
    	Wow" contest with her friend  Kim)

    				KIM
    	Girl hurry up ! You don't want to be late
    	for the drawing!

    				LAQ
    	It ain't like  we going to win! ..... Too
    	many people in the drawing

    				KIM
    	(Smiling)
    	But it's good to  believe

    				LAQ
    	Yea
    	(Both laughs)

    				A MAN
    	And the winner is........ Laquardia Moore
    	from here in Anniston, Alabama

    				BOTH GIRLS
    	Ahhhhhhhhh!

    				A MAN
    	Come on up here for everyone can see who
    	you are
    	(Laquardia walks up on the stage)
    	So tell me how do you feel?

    				LAQ
    	Happy and so excited
    	(Smiling )

    				A MAN
    	Tomorrow night you will be dining with
    	Lil Bow Wow have fun

    	(The next night Laquardia waits for Lil
    	Bow Wow with her friend Kim )

    				LAQ
    	You think I should change or keep this on
    	. Or maybe I should change my hair to a
    	different style. What if he doesn't like
    	it?

    				KIM
    	Girl , chill! He will like you. You look
    	fine, just have fun for me and tell me
    	all the details!

    				LAQ
    	You know I  will.
    	(Smiling)

    	This is a kodak moment.

    	(The girls giggles and the door bell
    	rings)

    				LAQ
    	He's here, I'm too nerves. I can't do
    	this!

    				KIM
    	O yes you can!

    	(Kim opens the door)

    				BIANCA
    	(Smiling)
    	Is he here yet?

    				LAQ
    	No!

    				BIANCA
    	You'll get his autograph for me?!
    	I can't believe my cousin is going  out
    	with Lil bow.  Wow.
    	(Laughs)

    	(Doorbell rings)

    				BIANCA
    	There he is guadey ! He's here!

    				LAQ
    	Ok!
    	(Her hands were shaking)

    	(Kim opens the door)

    				SHAD
    	Hi you Laquardia?

    				LAQ
    	No , no! I'm Laquardia

    				BIANCA
    	Dang guadey
    	(Giggles)

    				SHAD
    	You ready to go?

    				LAQ
    	Yea

    	(While in the car)

    				SHAD
    	So where you wanna go ?

    				LAQ
    	McDonald's or something I don't care.

    				SHAD
    	(Laughing)
    	Dang girl you must been listening to
    	ghetto girls. I know a nice place to go.

    	(At the restaurant)

    				WAITER
    	Ready to order?

    				SHAD
    	Yea let me get some um umm wings extra
    	hot with lemonade to drink , what about
    	you?

    				LAQ
    	The same but mild wings

    	(The WAITER leaves)

    				SHAD
    	So how old are you?

    				LAQ
    	Seventeen

    				SHAD
    	I'm 17 too

    				LAQ
    	I know

    				SHAD
    	O so what else you know about me?

    				LAQ
    	Nothing really

    				SHAD
    	When is your birthday? Mines is march 9th

    				LAQ
    	I know. Mines is march 12th

    				SHAD
    	I thought you didn't know anything
    	(Smile)
    	So what do for fun?

    				LAQ
    	Listen to music, go out with friends, or
    	just video games.

    				SHAD
    	O you hook on video games too?

    				LAQ
    	My mom have to drag me away from them.
    	Especially street basketball.

    				SHAD
    	Me too, I'm the best though. No one can
    	beat me.

    				LAQ
    	That's what you think

    				SHAD
    	Ok , ok we'll see

    	(The WAITER come with the food)

    				WAITER
    	Is that all sir?

    				SHAD
    	Yea,
    	(Hold)
    	What you waiting for you ain't getting no
    	tip yet

    				LAQ
    	(Laughing)
    	You crazy
    	(Laughs)
    	I don't see how you can have your wings
    	that hot

    				SHAD
    	It's good and the best why to eat it ,
    	you don't know what you missing.

    	(At her door)

    				LAQ
    	Well I had a nice time

    				SHAD
    	I know, I was with you
    	(Smile)
    	Me too.

    				LAQ
    	Thanks for tonight

    				SHAD
    	Your welcome
    	(He turns to leave then turn back around)
    	Can I still take you up on that
    	basketball game. You know, since you can
    	beat me

    				LAQ
    	(Smiles)
    	Ok

    				SHAD
    	Bye
    	(He kisses her on the cheek)

    				LAQ
    	Bye

    	(Laquardia, Bianca, and Kim are at school
    	changing class. Kim and Bianca run to
    	meet Laquardia at her locker.)

    				KIM
    	So what happened?!!!

    				BIANCA
    	Did you get his autograph?!

    				LAQ
    	No but I will get it next time.

    				BOTH GIRLS
    	Next time!!!!?

    				LAQ
    	Yea next time.

    	(The girls laugh and the bell rings)

    				LAQ
    	Got to go, talk to ya later

    				KIM
    	Wait you ain't finish telling me the
    	details!..... Dang!

    	(Walks out to class)

    	(Laquardia and her mom was in the
    	kitchen)

    				LAQ
    	Hey mom anyone called?

    				RINA
    	No,  bow wow person haven't
    	called.......gardy for Lil Bow Wow!

    				LAQ
    	Mom!

    				RINA
    	That's so sweet

    				LAQ
    	That's getting on my nerves.

    				RINA
    	That's what I'm suppose to do, look just
    	like ya momma

    				LAQ
    	No I don't

    				RINA
    	Yes you do

    				LAQ
    	Yea whatever you say
    	(Phone  rings and Laquardia answers it)
    	Hello

    				KIM
    	So finish telling me!

    				LAQ
    	I thought you was someone else! Don's be
    	getting my hopes up.
    	(Phone beeps)
    	Hold on .... Hello

    				SHAD
    	Hi  is Laquardia here?

    				LAQ
    	This her

    				SHAD
    	Hey what you doing?

    				LAQ
    	Nothing, who is this?

    				SHAD
    	O I forgot... you look too good to just be
    	expecting one call, this Lil Bow Wow but
    	my real name is shad

    				LAQ
    	O hi can you hold on for a moment I go to
    	get someone off the other end.
    	(LAQ click over)
    	Girl, I got to call you back Lil Bow Wow
    	on the other end bye!
    	(LAQ click back over )
    	I'm back, sorry

    				SHAD
    	That's ok I'm glad you is got off the
    	phone eith your man for me

    				LAQ
    	I don't have one

    				SHAD
    	That's good I mean, my bad ... so when can
    	I take you on your offer

    				LAQ
    	Um.... Anytime this weekend

    				SHAD
    	What about Saturday

    				LAQ
    	Ok around three

    				SHAD
    	Ok I got to go , you know do homework

    				LAQ
    	Ok bye

    				SHAD
    	Bye

    	(Saturday around 3pm at Laquardia
    	house)(bell rings)

    				LAQ
    	I'll get it
    	(Opens the door)
    	What you want?

    				BIANCA
    	Since you didn't get my autograph, I will

    	(LAQ was about to shut the door)

    				KIM
    	Coming

    				LAQ
    	Great ! Just great!

    				KIM
    	Girl I'm not about to miss this.

    				RINA
    	Is he here! Is he here!

    				LAQ
    	No , now can ya'll leave

    				ALL SAY
    	No!

    	(Shad knocks on the door)(LAQ answered
    	it)

    				LAQ
    	Hey come in

    				SHAD
    	Hey!

    				BIANCA
    	Hi can I have your autograph?

    	(He give her his autograph)

    				RINA
    	Hey I'm Laquardia mother

    				LAQ
    	Ok bye mom

    				RINA
    	I know when it's time to leave but that
    	don't mean I'm leaving

    				LAQ
    	Mom!

    				RINA
    	Ok, bye bow wow

    				LAQ
    	And bye Bianca and Kim

    				BOTH
    	Bye
    	(Smiling)

    				SHAD
    	So where is your playstation?

    				LAQ
    	In my room, come on

    	(They were playing the game for a while
    	then Laquardia won.

    				LAQ
    	(Jumping up and sitting back down)
    	Bo ya! Don't mess with this ghetto girl
    	with video games

    				SHAD
    	You got lucky . Besides , I let you win

    				LAQ
    	Yea whatever

    				SHAD
    	Cause you know I'm right

    				LAQ
    	Whatever make you feel right about being
    	beaten by a girl

    				SHAD
    	A cute girl

    	(LAQ smiles and they kiss)
    	(LAQ walk to shad car and kiss him
    	goodbye)

    	(At school walking in the hall)

    				BIANCA
    	I can't believe you and Lil Bow Wow go
    	together

    				KIM
    	Yea

    				LAQ
    	Well believe it and his name is shad

    				BIANCA
    	Shad! My bad , I hope you don't mine, I
    	told a few people

    				LAQ
    	What is a few people!

    				KIM
    	Like the whole school.

    				LAQ
    	What! Well it's not like they going to
    	believe you anyways!
    	(Says to Kim)
    	You did Mr. McKay homework?

    				KIM
    	Yea, did you?

    				LAQ
    	I was to busy talking on the phone

    				BIANCA
    	To Lil Bow Wow I mean ,shad

    				LAQ
    	Shutup! Let me see it

    	(Leaving with bow wow)

    				LAQ
    	Where is we going?

    				SHAD
    	To Atlanta, my mom wants to meet
    	you,....it's ok I told ya mom

    	(At shad's home)

    				SHAD
    	Hey mom I'm back

    				TERESA
    	I'm in the dining room

    				SHAD
    	Come on
    	(They go into the dining room)
    	Mom, this is Laquardia

    				TERESA
    	Hey I love that skirt

    				LAQ
    	Thanks

    				TERESA
    	We need to go shopping sometimes

    				LAQ
    	(Smiles)
    	Ok that's cool

    				SHAD
    	I'll be back

    				TERESA
    	So what grade you in

    				LAQ
    	12th

    				TERESA
    	Any activities?

    				LAQ
    	Track

    				TERESA
    	Oh I used to run track but shad can't, so
    	don't believe him if he say he can

    				LAQ
    	(Giggles)
    	Ok

    				TERESA
    	I talked to your mother today, she sounds
    	cool and said ya'll look just alike

    				LAQ
    	Yea well she lies sometimes

    	(Teresa laughs)

    				SHAD
    	So what did I miss? Was ya'll talking
    	about me?

    				TERESA
    	Shad you're not always the center of
    	attention, gone we're chatting

    				LAQ
    	(Smiling)
    	Yea bye
    	(Stick out her tongue)

    				SHAD
    	Yea ok

    	(After dinner)

    				LAQ
    	That was a great dinner Mrs. Moss

    				TERESA
    	Thanks and girl call me Teresa

    				SHAD
    	Well we got to go bye

    	(In the classroom)

    				LAQ
    	Guess what!

    				KIM
    	What?

    				LAQ
    	Shad coming to pick me up from school
    	today.

    				KIM
    	Your kidding!
    	(Quietly)

    				LAQ
    	No I'm for real

    				MR. MCKAY
    	Can you share you conversation with the
    	rest of us?

    				LAQ
    	Sorry we won't talk again

    	(Both girls giggled)(bell rings)

    				MARK
    	Hi Laquardia

    				LAQ
    	Hi

    				MARK
    	Is it true you go with Lil Bow Wow?

    				LAQ
    	Who told you ?

    				MARK
    				BIANCA

    				LAQ
    	That figgers

    				MARK
    	So is it true?

    	(Shad come walking towards Laquardia)

    				SHAD
    	What's going on?

    				LAQ
    	O hey!

    				SHAD
    	Don't motherfucking hey me

    				LAQ
    	What?

    				SHAD
    	Who the fuck is this?

    				LAQ
    	Who mark? He's just a friend

    				SHAD
    	He better be just a damn friend
    	(Says to everyone)
    	For everyone who don't know, Laquardia is
    	my girl
    	(He gives Laquardia his necklace)
    	Come on!

    	(Laquardia gets in the car)

    				LAQ
    	What's wrong?

    				SHAD
    	You mean beside you talking to another
    	nigga, nothing
    	You ready to go?

    				LAQ
    	He's just a friend

    				SHAD
    	And u is my girl remember that, that's
    	what the necklace for

    				LAQ
    	Fine

    	(Laquardia just came home)

    				LAQ
    	Mom!

    				RINA
    	I'm in the kitchen!

    				LAQ
    	Mom guess what!  I........
    	(Sees shad)
    	Hi what is you doing here

    				SHAD
    	I wanted to see my baby

    				RINA
    	That's so sweet

    				SHAD
    	Come and sit down

    	(He lead her to the seat)

    				LAQ
    	For what? What is going on?

    				RINA
    	Shutup and listen

    				SHAD
    	I know that we only been together for
    	four months.  But I love you and you is
    	about to graduate tomorrow and I don't
    	want to lose you. Will you marry me?

    				LAQ
    	Are you sure?

    				SHAD
    	Yes

    				LAQ
    	Then yes I'll marry you

    	(They kiss and hug)

    				RINA
    	My baby is getting married to Lil Bow Wow
    	(Rina runs to the phone)
    	Girl guess what! Laquardia is getting
    	married to Lil Bow Wow

    				SHAD
    	I have to call my mom and tell her

    				LAQ
    	Shood when she get off the phone your mom
    	will already know

    	(Both started laughing)

    	(In the living room a few days later)

    				LAQ
    	You know me and shad is suppose to move
    	in together

    				RINA
    	Naw you didn't tell me that
    	(Hold)
    	Ya'll must going to get married soon when
    	is the date?

    				LAQ
    	No I t ain't that , it's just we want to
    	move in together just to see how things
    	is

    				RINA
    	Not everything

    				LAQ
    	Funny

    	(Someone is knocking on the door and Rina
    	answered it)

    				RINA
    	Laquardia your friend is here and Bianca

    				KIM
    	Hey Mrs. Moore

    				RINA
    	Hi
    	(And she leaves)

    				BIANCA
    	So who is your bridesmaid, go ahead and
    	tell Kim it's me

    				KIM
    	No a bridesmaid is the person best friend
    	and you know who would that be!

    	(Bianca and Kim looked at Laquardia)

    				LAQ
    	I don't know, it's not like were getting
    	married tomorrow. Besides we  are about
    	to move in together so I have more
    	important things to think about.

    				BIANCA
    	Ow I'm gonna be over your house all the
    	time!

    				LAQ
    	Yea at the front door
    	(Kim &Laquardia laughed)

    				BIANCA
    	Ha ha

    				KIM
    	When is ya'll planning on moving in
    	together

    				LAQ
    	Next week , I have to start packing will
    	ya'll help me.

    				KIM
    	Don't we always

    	(LAQ is moving her stuff in shad's house)

    				LAQ
    	Is that all?

    				SHAD
    	Yea that was the last thing in there

    				LAQ
    	So that's it , we have officially moved
    	in together

    				SHAD
    	Yea one more step to being married

    				LAQ
    	(Smiles and takes off the necklace)

    				SHAD
    	What is you doing!

    				LAQ
    	I'm about to get organize I don't want
    	the necklace to get snag or anything

    				SHAD
    	Just put it inside your shirt, nothing
    	will happen

    				LAQ
    	(Looking confuse)
    	Well ok

    				SHAD
    	Oh yea I forgot to tell ya
    	(Smile)
    	Guess who's going to the music awards
    	with me

    				LAQ
    	For real

    				SHAD
    	Yea you know I have to take my baby

    	(LAQ &shad hug)

    				LAQ
    	Let's get unpack

    	(Three days later)(phone rings)

    				LAQ
    	Hello?

    				KEENA
    	Hey gaudy this is Keena what is you doing
    	up there?

    				LAQ
    	Hey girl I haven't heard from you in a
    	long time where you been?

    				KEENA
    	Girl you wouldn't believe it.... So I heard
    	you getting married.

    				LAQ
    	Girl yea and guess to who!

    				KEENA
    	Who?

    				LAQ
    	Shad a.k.a Lil Bow Wow

    				KEENA
    	Yea right. Stop playing who is it?

    				LAQ
    	I'm for real and I'm going to the music
    	awards next week with him

    				KEENA
    	For real , dang I can't believe it .. I
    	guess I'll see you there

    				LAQ
    	What do you mean?

    				KEENA
    	Well you remember when I went to the
    	Mardi Gras?

    				LAQ
    	Yea!

    				KEENA
    	I met Vyshawn there and we got married!

    				LAQ
    	You talking about Silkk the shocker
    	Vyshawn

    				KEENA
    	Yea

    				LAQ
    	That's cool Vyshawn!

    				KEENA
    	You know it!

    				LAQ
    	Why you didn't tell me!

    				KEENA
    	It just happen so fast, I'm just now
    	really realizing it! I can't believe you
    	is engage to Lil Bow Wow

    				LAQ
    	I can't believe you is married to Silkk
    	the shocker!
    	(LAQ doorbell rings)
    	O girl that's Teresa, shad's mother, we
    	going to find me something to ware at the
    	music awards.

    				KEENA
    	Ok bye call me sometimes

    	(At the music award's)(LAQ is seating by
    	herself waiting for it to start . Someone
    	tap her on the back)

    				KEENA
    	Guess who

    	(LAQ turned around)

    				LAQ
    				LEKEENA......
    	I can't believe it

    	(They hugged)

    				KEENA
    	Vyshawn and Lil Romeo, this is my cousin
    	Laquardia. Laquardia this is Lil Romeo
    	and Vyshawn, my nephew and husband.

    				LAQ
    	Hi

    				VYSHAWN
    	Hi

    				ROMEO
    	What's up

    				KEENA
    	Where is Lil Bow Wow?

    				LAQ
    	He's back stage, he have to host half of
    	the show.

    				KEENA
    	O so you seating by yourself

    				LAQ
    	I guess so

    				KEENA
    	I would sit with you but Silkk has to be
    	close to the stage.

    				LAQ
    	That's ok

    				LIL ROMEO
    	If you don't mind I will sit with you

    				LAQ
    	Sure I don't mind

    	(Romeo sits by Laquardia and the show
    	starts. During the middle of the show
    	while it's on a break LeKeena and Silkk
    	walk up to Laquardia)

    				KEENA
    	Hey me and Vyshawn have to go but call me
    	and we will meet up later.

    				LAQ
    	Ok

    				VYSHAWN
    	So Romeo you staying here

    				ROMEO
    	Yea, I'll holla at ya'll later

    	(LeKeena and Vyshawn leaves. Lil Bow Wow
    	goes on the stage with free to introduce
    	best male singer)

    				SHAD
    	What's up out there

    	Free
    	How is ya'll tonight!
    	(Everyone starts clapping then free turn
    	to shad )

    	You got some phat moves. Show us some of
    	your moves.

    	(Music starts playing & shad starts
    	dancing then stop)

    				SHAD
    	Let me chill out  and lets get to the
    	nominee's

    	Free
    	Yea lets do that

    	(When the nominee's start playing shad
    	realize that Laquardia was seating by Lil
    	Romeo)

    				SHAD
    	What the fuck is this!
    	(Lil bow wow run down the steps into the
    	aisle)
    	What the fuck is this!

    				LAQ
    	We is just sitting down watching the show

    				SHAD
    	That not what it look like to me! Let's
    	go!!!

    				LAQ
    	Why?

    				SHAD
    	I said let's go! You know what the
    	necklace stand for.

    	(Laquardia gets up and leave with him and
    	the nominee's are finished)

    	Free
    	Lil bow wow had to leave for a sec. But
    	he winner is........

    	(Walking to the limo and took the
    	necklace off of Laquardia necklace.

    				SHAD
    	You don' deserve this right now,

    				LAQ
    	What is wrong with you?

    				SHAD
    	Just get in the limo

    	(Laquardia stare out of the limo window
    	and when they arrived home she was about
    	to walk upstairs)

    				SHAD
    	Where you think you going?!

    				LAQ
    	To bed! You already mess up my day now
    	you want to mess up my sleep too.

    				SHAD
    	If you don't bring ya ass back here!

    				LAQ
    	What is wrong with you! What you trying
    	to do wild out or something?

    				SHAD
    	Naw what you trying to do , talk to
    	another nigga in my face.. Don't even try
    	play me like that! I'm Lil Bow Wow
    	remember that shit!

    				LAQ
    	What you talking about?

    				SHAD
    	You know what I'm talking about.

    	(LAQ goes into the kitchen and into the
    	refrigerator. She takes out something to
    	drink. Shad go in the kitchen with her
    	and sit on the table staring at Laquardia
    	and Laquardia take a sip of her soda)

    				LAQ
    	What?

    				SHAD
    	Don't do that shit no more
    	(Place the necklace on LAQ neck and give
    	her a kiss)
    	I' m going to bed and don't stay up that
    	late

    	(The next day while shad isn't at home
    	LAQ gets a phone call)

    				LAQ
    	Hello?

    				ROMEO
    	Hey can you talk?

    				LAQ
    	Yea who is this?

    				ROMEO
    	Your cousin , Romeo. I hope I didn't get
    	you in trouble

    				LAQ
    	Naw, shad just be tripping sometimes

    				ROMEO
    	Trippin, he went psycho

    				LAQ
    	Yea tell me about it

    				ROMEO
    	Well I'm going to be in Atl for a while
    	so if you want to we hangout or whatever.
    	Just call me I'm at Randolph hotel in
    	room 512

    				LAQ
    	Aight I'll do that................ Let's go
    	somewhere Saturday

    				ROMEO
    	Aight you want me to pick you up?

    				LAQ
    	Naw I'll meet you at your room

    				ROMEO
    	Bet, be here around eleven. Shad isn't
    	going to get mad is he?

    				LAQ
    	Naw, besides he is going to be in New
    	York this weekend.

    				ROMEO
    	Aight , see you Saturday

    				LAQ
    	Bye

    	(Saturday night while LAQ and Romeo was
    	walking in the club)

    				LAQ
    	Dang this club is crowded..... It's off the
    	chain!

    				ROMEO
    	I know, I only go to the best.

    	(They get on the dance floor and start
    	dancing to shake it fast by Mystikal.
    	Romeo start rapping the song and
    	Laquardia starts dancing)

    				ROMEO
    	You from Alabama too?

    				LAQ
    	Yea

    				ROMEO
    	Ya'll Alabama girls can dance because I
    	know my aunt can be dancing

    				LAQ
    	Talking about LeKeena

    				ROMEO
    	Yea

    				LAQ
    	She sure do

    	(Next day Laquardia answer the phone)

    				LAQ
    	Hello?

    				ROMEO
    	What you doing?

    				LAQ
    	Nothing , just watching TV what's up with
    	you?

    				ROMEO
    	I'm on my way to New Orleans

    				LAQ
    	I thought you was going to be down here
    	for a while?

    				ROMEO
    	Well you no how things change

    				LAQ
    	Yea I know

    				ROMEO
    	Why don't you come down here sometimes?
    	You know LeKeena would want to see you
    	again.

    				LAQ
    	Well when shad goes on tour I will pull
    	some strings and come over there.

    				ROMEO
    	Don't he go on a week tour Wednesday? You
    	can come then. Come on cuz

    				LAQ
    	Ok why not.

    				ROMEO
    	Bet that up , I'll tell Keena aight

    				LAQ
    	Aight bye

    	(Lil Romeo comes in the room)

    				SHAD
    	Hey baby what did you do this weekend?
    	(He kiss and hug her)

    				LAQ
    	Nothing

    				SHAD
    	Baby you know I have to go on tour
    	Wednesday?

    				LAQ
    	(Acting disappointed)
    	Ahhh baby I don't hardly see you now. I
    	don't you to be in the house by myself.

    				SHAD
    	Why don't you go see your mother or
    	something?

    				LAQ
    	Yea , I might do that

    				SHAD
    	Just call me when you get there

    				LAQ
    	I will

    				SHAD
    	Aight I need some rest, I been on the
    	road all weekend.
    	(He kiss her again)
    	I'm about to take a shower.

    	(The doorbell rings as LeKeena house)

    				KEENA
    	Who is it?

    				LAQ
    	Laquardia

    	(Keena open the door and LAQ come in)

    				KEENA
    	Just sit ya stuff down right there, I'll
    	have Vyshawn get it.
    	(Hollar to Vyshawn)
    	Vyshawn come and get these bags and take
    	it to one of the guess room!

    	(Vyshawn walk in)

    				VYSHAWN
    	What's up girl

    				LAQ
    	Hey

    	Vyshawn-Romeo told me about your
    	situation , you know

    				LAQ
    	What situation?

    				VYSHAWN
    	At the music awards

    				LAQ
    	Oh

    				KEENA
    	What is ya'll talking about?

    				LAQ
    	Nothing it was nothing, so girl do ya'll
    	have some good places to go shopping.

    				KEENA
    	The best

    	(Vyshawn takes Laquardia bags up stairs
    	and Laquardia and Keena walk to her
    	backyard where Lil Romeo and Sammie is
    	playing basketball.)

    				ROMEO
    	Oh cousin in the house

    				LAQ
    	Hey

    				VYSHAWN
    	Keena come and get Tammie! She throwing a
    	fit!

    				LAQ
    	Tammie?

    				KEENA
    	Yea you know my monkey. I'll be back.

    	(She walks back in the house. Romeo and
    	Sammie walk over to LAQ)

    				ROMEO
    	Hey Sammie this my cousin Laquardia

    				SAMMIE
    	What's up

    				LAQ
    	Hey

    				ROMEO
    	We about to party tonight, ain't that's
    	right Laquardia....unless you ain't  down
    	with it

    				LAQ
    	(Smack lips)
    	You know I am, so what we going to get
    	into.

    				ROMEO
    	A little bit of everything this week,
    	Sammie having this party tonight though.
    	Ain't that right Sammie?

    				SAMMIE
    	Yea, it gonna be off the chain tonight

    				LAQ
    	So is I'm invited?
    	(LAQ smiles at Sammie)

    				SAMMIE
    	Yea you know it, you my boy cousin

    				KEENA
    	Gadey come here for a moment.

    	(LAQ goes in the house and to the kitchen
    	still looking outside at Sammie)

    				LAQ
    	What?

    				KEENA
    	Dang girl you talking to me or is you
    	still talking to Sammie? Remember you're
    	engaged.

    				LAQ
    	What you talking about? It's not like
    	that

    				KEENA
    	Um huh............ tell Romeo to go to the store
    	to get some carrots for lee.

    				LAQ
    	Lee?

    				KEENA
    	Yea , my rabbit

    				LAQ
    	Dang girl you have a rabbit too. What
    	else you have?

    				KEENA
    	Besides my monkey and rabbit , a dog and
    	a parrot.

    				LAQ
    	Dang, aight let me tell Romeo

    	(LAQ walks back outside)

    				ROMEO
    	Keena want you to go to the store for
    	some carrots

    				ROMEO
    	For what? Let me guess for lee

    				LAQ
    	Yea

    				ROMEO
    	Dang that rabbit eat more then me,
    	(Says to Sammie)
    	I'll be back.

    	(Romeo leaves)

    				SAMMIE
    	So how about some one on one

    				LAQ
    	Ok but I'm not that good

    	(While LAQ was playing basketball gadey
    	finally got the ball and ran without
    	dribbling and tried to shoot it in)

    				SAMMIE
    	Dang girl I would call traveling but you
    	didn't get the ball in anyway

    				LAQ
    	(Smiles)
    	Shutup
    	(LAQ push Sammie and Sammie pick LAQ up
    	like he was going to slam her)

    	Put me down!

    				SAMMIE
    	And what is you going to do if I don't

    	(LAQ looks at Sammie and they was about
    	to kiss then LAQ phone rings. He put LAQ
    	down and she answer her phone)

    				LAQ
    	Hello

    				SHAD
    	Hey baby what you doing?

    				LAQ
    	Nothing

    				SHAD
    	So you been thinking about me?

    				LAQ
    	Um yea

    				SHAD
    	I been thinking about you too , I wish I
    	was there with you so where is you at?

    				LAQ
    	Over my cousin house

    				SHAD
    	Which one?

    	(LAQ changes the subject)

    				LAQ
    	You have a lot of fan mail

    				SHAD
    	Yea but I only miss one fan..........dang I
    	have to go I love you

    				LAQ
    	Ok bye

    				SHAD
    	You ain't going to say it back?

    	(LAQ turned around and looked at Sammie
    	and turned back around and whisper)

    				LAQ
    	I love you

    				SHAD
    	Ok bye

    	(LAQ got off the phone)

    				SAMMIE
    	Let me guess that was shad

    				LAQ
    	Yea

    	(Sammie pick up the  ball and threw it
    	into the goal and he looks at Laquardia)

    				SAMMIE
    	I won, come on lets go in the house

    	(As they was walking towards the house
    	jaw, the dog), had got out LAQ ran behind
    	Sammie)

    				SAMMIE
    	It ain't nothing but jaw

    				LAQ
    	Why ya'll call him jaw?

    				SAMMIE
    	(Smiles because he lock up on people neck
    	with his jaws)

    				LAQ
    	What?

    				SAMMIE
    	Naw that ain't why they call him that

    	(He picks up the dog and LAQ ran in the
    	house)

    	(Keena and Vyshawn was inside the kitchen
    	cooking)

    				KEENA
    	Hand me those tomatoes

    				VYSHAWN
    	(While giving her the tomatoes)
    	Dang it's quiet in there.

    				KEENA
    	Because they outside

    				VYSHAWN
    	No they ain't they in there watching TV

    				KEENA
    	(Smiles)
    	Well let me just see then

    				VYSHAWN
    	Naw don't be going in there being nosey

    				KEENA
    	I'm not I just going to see what the want
    	to eat

    				VYSHAWN
    	(Vyshawn pull her from the back of the
    	shirt)
    	They will eat whatever you cook

    				KEENA
    	(Keena turn around and walk towards him)
    	Ok, ok but what about drinks
    	(She turn and run to the other room. Then
    	she came back)
    	Ahhh the watching TV

    				VYSHAWN
    	You just had to go in there

    				KEENA
    	Just keep cutting that ham

    	(Romeo enters the kitchen)

    				VYSHAWN
    	Bout time you made it back. I thought you
    	went to a  store in Atlanta how long it
    	took

    				ROMEO
    	O my bad, I just spotted a cutie with a
    	big

    				KEENA
    	Romeo!

    				ROMEO
    	O my bad

    	(Romeo hand Keena the carrots and Keena
    	washed some off and give some to Romeo)

    				KEENA
    	Here go feed the rabbit these carrots

    				ROMEO
    	Why we feeding him we need to be eating
    	him

    				VYSHAWN
    	You ain't lying

    				KEENA
    	(Keena turn around)
    	Ya'll mess with my rabbit and we going to
    	be eating ya'll ribs

    	(Romeo goes and give the rabbit the
    	carrots and go into the room with LAQ and
    	Sammie)

    				ROMEO
    	So whets going on about the party?

    				SAMMIE
    	When we leave here we can go over my
    	cousin house and setup

    				ROMEO
    	Aight

    	(They arrived at Sammie's cousin house a
    	found out the party already started)

    				LAQ
    	Dang the party already started without
    	you

    				SAMMIE
    	I bet my cousin have something to do with
    	this

    				ROMEO
    	Yea he got this party started

    	(They entered the party and went there
    	separate ways then later a slow song came
    	on)

    				SAMMIE
    	(To LAQ)
    	You want to dance?

    				LAQ
    	Yea sure
    	(They started dancing)

    				SAMMIE
    	So you and shad is engaged?

    				LAQ
    	Yea but I don't know why I did it now

    				SAMMIE
    	O you having second thoughts

    				LAQ
    	Second, third, and fourth

    				SAMMIE
    	O it's that bad

    				LAQ
    	At times

    				SAMMIE
    	Well if you two break up you know where
    	to come

    	(LAQ  and Sammie starts kissing for a
    	moment and starts back dancing. When the
    	song over Romeo came over.)

    				ROMEO
    	Sammie come here for a moment

    				SAMMIE
    	I'll be back

    	(LAQ shook her head yea and he touch her
    	cheek and left. LAQ look down at her
    	necklace that shad gave her and took it
    	off and put it in her pocket)

    	(LAQ went in the other room where Romeo
    	was at)

    				LAQ
    				ROMEO

    				ROMEO
    	Not really this party off the chain... what
    	you ready to go?

    				LAQ
    	A little

    				ROMEO
    	I'll tell Sammie to take you home

    	(Sammie walks in the room)

    				ROMEO
    	Sammie take Laquardia home for me

    				SAMMIE
    	You telling me you want me to leave my
    	own party to take her home. Just kidding
    	let's go

    	(He walks her to the door)

    				LAQ
    	Thanks for leaving your own party to take
    	me home

    				SAMMIE
    	(Laugh)
    	I was just kidding

    				LAQ
    	I know

    				SAMMIE
    	(Look down)
    	What happen to your necklace?

    				LAQ
    	(She look down at her shirt where the
    	necklace used to hang)
    	Um um
    	(While she was bring her head back up)
    	I just..........
    	(Sammie kiss her and she goes in the
    	house.

    	(A couple of days later)

    				ROMEO
    	We have to throw another party when you
    	get back

    				SAMMIE
    	Aight
    	(To LAQ)
    	So when you leaving?

    				LAQ
    	Tomorrow.. I have to find away to break
    	up with shad ...... any ideals?

    				SAMMIE
    	Yea, let me come with you

    				LAQ
    	Naw that will only make things worse

    				SAMMIE
    	You're sure?

    				LAQ
    	Positive

    				SAMMIE
    	I can't wait into I see you and Florida,
    	I miss you already.

    				LAQ
    	It's only going to be one day

    	(LAQ is back at home in the living room
    	and shad just came back)

    				SHAD
    	Laquardia I'm home

    	(LAQ got out off the couch and walk
    	towards him shad hug her and spin her
    	around)

    				LAQ
    	Shad we have to talk

    				SHAD
    	Can it wait. I just want to hold you

    				LAQ
    	No we need to talk

    	(They sit on the couch)

    	It's no easy way to put this.... I think it
    	would be best if we break up

    				SHAD
    	(Starts laughing)
    	You funny girl

    				LAQ
    	No I'm serious

    				SHAD
    	Yea right
    	(He tries to kiss her but she moved her
    	face)
    	You really serious?
    	(And his smile went away)

    				LAQ
    	Yea

    				SHAD
    	(Shad  throw a glass that was on the
    	table)

    				SHAD
    	No the fuck you ain't breaking up with
    	me......don't you remember who I am!

    				LAQ
    	I know who you are

    				SHAD
    	You can't quit me! You better put that
    	shit out your head! I'm not anybody you
    	can just find on the street!

    				LAQ
    	It's just not working out

    				SHAD
    	Yea that what you think...... you can't quit
    	the best you remember that little girl!

    				LAQ
    	Look my plane leaves in an hour. I just
    	can't stay with you anymore!

    	(LAQ leaves the house)

    	(Shad appears at LeKeena door ringing the
    	doorbell repeatedly until Keena finally
    	answer)

    				SHAD
    	Where is she!

    				KEENA
    	Where is who?

    				SHAD
    	Don't play dumb you know where she is ?

    				KEENA
    	I don't know where Laquardia at and if I
    	didn't I wouldn't tell you

    				SHAD
    	Shutup the hell up and tell Laquardia to
    	come out here!

    				KEENA
    	Hey look! I already told Laquardia isn't
    	here, now you need to leave.
    	(Vyshawn appears behind Keena)

    				SHAD
    	Fuck you!

    				VYSHAWN
    	Hey who the hell you think you talking
    	too. You can't come to my house talking
    	all that shit to my wife! Get your little
    	ass on like she said!

    				SHAD
    	I'm not going anywhere!

    				VYSHAWN
    	(Vyshawn starts to walk out the door)
    	O you're going!
    	(Keena push him back in the house and
    	Romeo come to the door)

    				ROMEO
    	What's going on?

    				VYSHAWN
    	I'm about to kick this little nigga ass
    	that what's going on!

    				KEENA
    	(Keena pushing Vyshawn back)
    	No don't he's too young!

    				VYSHAWN
    	You're right you're right Romeo handle my
    	light weight!

    	(Romeo starts to walk outside and to cops
    	came and got shad)

    	(In Florida Laquardia is in the kitchen
    	when the phone rings)

    				LAQ
    	Hello?

    				SHAD
    	It's so good to here your voice

    				LAQ
    	Thanks so when you coming down here?

    				SHAD
    	Us?

    				LAQ
    	Yea, me and Sammie remember?

    				SHAD
    	O you and Sammie

    				LAQ
    	So when you coming down. You know all
    	three of us have to go clubbin

    				SHAD
    	I'll be there soon sweetie
    	(And he hangs up)

    				LAQ
    	Hello?.......that was weird
    	(She hangs the phone up and Sammie walks
    	in)

    				SAMMIE
    	Who was that?

    				LAQ
    				LIL ROMEO
    	So

    				SAMMIE
    	Ok you don't have to tell me

    				LAQ
    	No,  it was Romeo

    				SAMMIE
    	I'm talking to Romeo right now

    				LAQ
    	Ha ha funny , you're funny

    				SAMMIE
    	No I'm for real, here
    	(LAQ get his cell phone)

    				LAQ
    	Hello?

    				ROMEO
    	Hey what's up cuz?

    	(Then LAQ drop the phone and Sammie pick
    	it up)

    				SAMMIE
    	I'll call you back
    	(To LAQ)
    	What's wrong?

    				LAQ
    	Shad just call

    				SAMMIE
    	What he say?

    				LAQ
    	He didn't say nothing, he was just
    	playing

    				SAMMIE
    	What he say!

    				LAQ
    	He said he'll be down there soon

    				SAMMIE
    	How? He don't even know where we stay.

    				LAQ
    	I believe he do

    				SAMMIE
    	Well if he do I'll take care of him

    	(That night LAQ got another call)

    				LAQ
    	Hello?

    				SHAD
    	So when you want me to come down there?

    				LAQ
    	Never I want you to stop calling

    				SHAD
    	But you already invited me......you left all
    	your stuff

    				LAQ
    	So

    				SHAD
    	You know you want them and I want you to
    	have them

    				LAQ
    	Well mail it to me!

    				SHAD
    	(Smack his lips)
    	You know how the mail man can be. Your
    	stuff can get broken or lost and we don't
    	want that, do we? Look I'm not going to
    	mail your clothes and I'm not going to
    	give them to someone to give them to you
    	so you have no choice.

    				LAQ
    	Fine! I'll come and get them!

    				SHAD
    	You do that
    	(He hangs up)

    	(LAQ is back in Atlanta, at shad front
    	door. She tried her key but the lock have
    	been changed. Then she knocks at the door
    	and no one answers. She was turning
    	around and he was right and front of her
    	with an apple in his hand)

    				SHAD
    	Hey baby your back!

    				LAQ
    	Yea for my clothes

    				SHAD
    	That's no way to treat your future
    	husband, now is it?
    	(He place the necklace back on her neck
    	and LAQ was about to take it off but he
    	grabbed her arm)
    	Don't!
    	(Smiles)
    	I made you some breakfast
    	(He bit the apple and look at her)
    	You want some........ I guess not
    	(He walked in the house)
    	You can not believe the day I had, it's
    	was so crazy, first...

    				LAQ
    	I'm just here for my clothes
    	(She walks to the bedroom)

    				SHAD
    	So you going to be rude and not stay for
    	breakfast
    	(She gather her clothes and was about to
    	walk out door)
    	Didn't I tell you know one can quit me!
    	(LAQ  was taking off the necklace)

    				SHAD
    	Don't!
    	(LAQ throw the necklace on the floor and
    	open the door to leave. Then shad ran and
    	slam the door shut.)
    	Did you here me when I said don't take
    	off the necklace! Huh !huh! Nobody I mean
    	nobody quit bow wow! Pick up the
    	necklace!

    				LAQ
    	Shad you have problems and you need
    	serious help and I'm gone.

    				SHAD
    	You ain't going no where
    	(He starts punching the door tell his
    	knockes starts bleeding. Then he look at
    	LAQ)
    	Look what you did! You see what you did!
    	I can't believe you did this to me!
    	(He went and got the necklace)
    	Put this on!

    	(LAQ throw the necklace again and he got
    	mad and punch the door again. He then ran
    	and got the necklace and LAQ ran out the
    	door. Shad ran after her but she got in
    	her cab)

    				SHAD
    	I might don't know where you live but I
    	will find out, I will! It's not over,
    	it's not over. Believe that you is mind!

    	(LAQ arrived back home)

    				SAMMIE
    	So how did it go?

    				LAQ
    	Crazy!

    				SAMMIE
    	How about I take you out to eat for you
    	can relax

    				LAQ
    	Ok, that will be great

    	(They arrived at this place where it was
    	a restaurant where down stairs was a
    	night club)

    				LAQ
    	This a nice place

    				SAMMIE
    	Yea this is my favorite place to chill

    	(They ate and went down stairs on the
    	dance floor. Then music song called love
    	came on and LAQ stop dancing)

    				SAMMIE
    	Why you stopped?

    				LAQ
    	Bad memories, this used to be me and
    	shad's song and I just want to forget him
    	(Sammie grabbed her hand)

    				SAMMIE
    	How about we make them bad memories to
    	good memories and make this our song

    				LAQ
    	Ok

    	(Then they start back to dancing and what
    	they didn't know that shad had been
    	looking at them the whole time. He ran
    	across the floor and punch Sammie and
    	they started fighting until the police
    	came)

    	(At the police station)

    				LAQ
    	Excuse me officer, can you tell me how
    	much Sammie bail is?

    				OFFICER
    	Seven hundred

    	(While LAQ was writing the check Jermaine
    	Dupri came in)

    				JD
    	Well, well, well, if it ain't the girl
    	who started all of this

    	(LAQ look at him then start back writing
    	his check)

    				JD
    	Stay away from him little girl

    				LAQ
    	(Look at him)
    	First of all , get out of my face, get
    	out of my face. Second, I don't want him,
    	he's coming to me, do you understand
    	that!

    				OFFICER
    	Hey don't you too know it's quick for
    	ya'll to go to jail in here

    	(LAQ and JD followed the officer to the
    	cell. The officer opened the door and LAQ
    	ran to hug Sammie while JD walked over to
    	shad. Shad was staring at LAQ and LAQ
    	looked at him)

    				LAQ
    	It's over shad! Over!
    	(LAQ walked up to him and took the
    	necklace out of his hand and throw it on
    	the floor and it broke. Then she turn
    	around and her and Sammie was leaving)

    				SHAD
    	Laquardia!

    	(LAQ turned around)

    	It's never over, I promise you

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